No no u dont get it.

Boy Oh Boy

2012-01-05T12:45:00.000-08:00

I don't ever plan to get out of bed. Ouch.

- B-Hole

Hangtime

2011-12-30T07:58:00.000-08:00

Still ballin outa control.

Oh, No!

2011-12-27T17:51:00.000-08:00

Do I secretly really, really like B.O.B? Ugh.

- B-Hole

Amputee Boner?

2011-12-23T17:18:00.000-08:00

via hot chicks in museums.

- J-hole

My Two Favorite Things

2011-12-21T08:40:00.000-08:00

I don't care if Cam barely raps at all this is still a good attempt.

- J-Hole

What's Going On

2011-12-15T17:06:00.000-08:00

So I'm on twitter now, and I'm having a really hard time figuring out what to tweet vs what to blog vs what to facebook. Basically, all three are usually just things I would (in my earlier, less tech savvy days) just texted to J-Hole. But now I have all these options.

Facebook is cool because sometimes other people comment on whatever random shit I post, and I guess blogging and twittering are cool because....? I don't get it. Sometimes I think I need to try harder, but mostly I think I should just say fuck it and just go back to texting J-Hole about MOP lyrics when I'm drunk. Anyways, I logged on here to make a post about how the Blazers signed Jamal Crawford. Which is pretty awesome, I guess.

- B-Hole

Netflix knows me

2011-12-11T19:05:00.001-08:00

- J-Hole

Stil So Funny

2011-11-30T23:09:00.000-08:00

- B-Hole

2011-11-29T22:16:00.000-08:00

2011-11-24T06:22:00.001-08:00

Six Tweet Under

2011-11-21T20:44:00.000-08:00

Follow me on twitter, everyone! We're gonna have so much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- B-Hole

The Killing Is Awesome

2011-11-20T00:16:00.000-08:00

Kubrick noir from 1956. Totally amazing, and it's on Netflix instant watch. Also, this happens!

- B-Hole

Friends!

2011-11-16T18:01:00.003-08:00

Being friends is the best. Being the best is also the best.

- B-Hole

I'm Pretty Sure We Posted This Music Video A While Back, But...

2011-11-14T23:01:00.000-08:00

Everyone should be listening to this song at least once a week. Think of this as a reminder.

- B-Hole

Hollow Man 2 Was Fucking Weird

2011-11-13T23:38:00.001-08:00

- B-Hole

JERKIN WILL NEVER DIE!

2011-11-13T17:53:00.000-08:00

Viva La Jerk.

Killer tunes. The rapping could use some help but its still a jam.

- J-Hole

And to all the haterz......... DEUCES!...... only god can judge me.....

WTF? LOLZ!

2011-11-13T17:38:00.001-08:00

Furreal y'all. Why don't I just nut up and destroy Halloween 2012. The one Halloween to rule them all.

- J-Hole

2011-11-13T17:33:00.000-08:00

- J-Hole

No No U Don't Get It Essential

2011-11-13T17:23:00.000-08:00

Plexi Glass Ass

Just wish Premier wouldn't have given me the Bobby Boucher handshake.

- J-Hole

All about every bit of this

2011-11-10T17:36:00.001-08:00

- J-Hole

Hung Over?

2011-11-07T10:19:00.001-08:00

Me too. Watch this and feel better:

- B-Hole

2 40's and Some Crown Fried

2011-11-02T16:24:00.000-07:00

Missing the good ol days.

- B-Hole

Still the best

2011-10-30T07:38:00.000-07:00

Halloween weekend is pretty fun.

- J-Hole

F A B O L O U S

2011-10-29T21:02:00.000-07:00

I forgot that this is my favorite song ever. Love the patriotic video, too!

- B-Hole

BLUE PERIOD

2011-10-28T16:49:00.000-07:00

- J-Hole

WHEN YOUNG DRO STILL DOES THIS

2011-10-26T19:20:00.000-07:00

CLICK

- J-Hole

Also...

2011-10-26T19:13:00.000-07:00

Why would anyone like this guy?

On a related note. Why is it that leather jackets and predator hair doesn't work? It should work!

- J-Hole

Gettin me AMPED!

2011-10-26T18:54:00.001-07:00

Not one bit embarrassed.

- J-Hole

God Damn It, Beyonce

2011-10-26T17:54:00.000-07:00

You're gonna kick 3 Stacks off Party so you can have J. Cole go off on some bullshit slick rick riff? I'm upset.

- B-Hole

Denver Is Cray

2011-10-23T08:18:00.001-07:00

- B-Hole

Probably The Coolest Dog Of All Time (After My Dog That Is)

2011-10-21T23:46:00.000-07:00

B-Hole

Come On, Buddy

2011-10-20T16:35:00.000-07:00

OUCH.

JT, I love you bro. But this is rough. I think your acting is dope, but if you're going to return to music don't just hire the director of the Levi's Go Forth ads and turn in a hashtag heavy, sub-Bieber rap verse before handing it off to some dude no one has ever heard of who brags about how we follow him on twitter. If you want to get back in the music game, just call up Timbo and start making all of our girlfriends want to have sex with you again.

- B-Hole

WOAH PT. 2

2011-10-17T09:45:00.001-07:00

Putting smiles on faces

- B-Hole

Costume Idea

2011-10-17T09:38:00.001-07:00

Too bad I'm not in New York or me, J-Hole and N-Hole could go as these awesome guys.

- B-Hole

Disney what?

2011-10-13T15:34:00.000-07:00

This kid doesn't give a fuck about Mickey.

- J-Hole

DRAAAAAG

2011-10-08T18:51:00.000-07:00

For some reason my internet in Denver will only ever let me watch like 52 seconds of a youtube video before freezing up.

Can someone please text me what happens to this girl when she finds out she's going to Disneyland? It's important.

- B-Hole

WOAH

2011-10-08T16:07:00.001-07:00

sooooooooooo goooooooooood.

- B-Hole

2011-10-01T07:51:00.000-07:00

HellA

2011-09-09T19:21:00.000-07:00

Going to the City of Angels. Gonna try and get famous and hopefully fuck this guy:

- B-Hole

West. Jim West, Desperado.

2011-09-09T19:13:00.001-07:00

- B-Hole

2011-09-07T18:32:00.000-07:00

MTV Human Giant: Corn Maze Leak by wiredset

- J-Hole

Aw, Christ.

2011-08-23T05:43:00.000-07:00

Is this the moment that we all collectively realize that no matter how good we all look in flannel it's just not worth it? I usually hate raging against easy targets in popular culture, but this is rough. Time to move on. New options:

Paisley shirts!

Anime shirts!

No shirts!

- B-Hole

RIP

2011-08-22T23:24:00.000-07:00

One cool lookin bro. Bummer. Solid as a rock.

- J-Hole

Weird Birds

2011-08-22T00:08:00.000-07:00

Kookaburra

Road Runner

Just so you know.

LA is pretty cool. Just been painting pretty much exclusively. Back to more consistent blogging soon. No excuses for B-Hole though.

- J-Hole

Rock Bottom

2011-08-14T09:24:00.000-07:00

Wanted to get shitfaced after work. Instead just made myself some chili and played Call Of Duty until three AM by myself. Now it's raining. Fuck.

- B-Hole

Fuck Being Fly, Imma Dress Like Bill Gates

2011-08-02T18:47:00.000-07:00

Good idea, Roach Gigz! The whole mixtape is really good, but this is just a stellar fashion idea. This dude wears sick sweaters.

B-Hole

What I've Been Up To

2011-07-28T21:31:00.001-07:00

Paintin like crazy. Follow us, followers.

- J-Hole

I love FEAR with Mark Wahlberg! Is My Favorite Thing About Facebook

2011-07-26T18:50:00.000-07:00

Click This To Make It Bigger

"He could do anything he wants to me.. except hurt my dog or cat.... ♥" is my new go-to comment when I want to talk about how sexy someone is. You're the best, Mark!

Also, let's bring back big ugly leather coats! Such a good look!

- B-Hole

The Best

2011-07-18T17:40:00.000-07:00

I thought I liked girls more than guys and dogs more than cats, but this picture is really making me question that.

- B-Hole

My Bro Shits On Your Bro

2011-07-12T14:26:00.000-07:00

- J-Hole

Really?

2011-07-12T07:50:00.000-07:00

Does being in Japan sweating your balls off everyday in the summer not make this guy look like he has a little too much free time? At least he gets to wear sunglasses... I'm bout to make my case and put that where Natalie can see it. I don't like this guy but I like where his mind is at.

-M-hole

BAY AREA!!!!!!!

2011-07-08T06:34:00.000-07:00

I don't know about that tie, but this Ethan Hawke looking motherfucker is killing it. I like every song I've heard of his.

- B-Hole

Since You've Been Gone...

2011-06-28T08:48:00.000-07:00

Sorry I haven't been posting. Too busy bro-ing out, bro.

- B-Hole

Evolution

2011-06-17T08:38:00.000-07:00

is him

Good thing you replaced your dad with Karl, eating french fried potatoes, having a good ol time. Thanks to that emotional support you grew from a boy into the Tokyo Drifting badass we know today. I guess not everything was perfect. You did fuck up enough for them to send you to Tokyo in the first place. Live and learn.

- J-Hole

Female Puppies, Man.

2011-06-14T08:58:00.000-07:00

Grown Man Rap Shit.

- B-Hole

I Love Flocka, But...

2011-06-03T21:35:00.000-07:00

He's got to stop turning my drunk text messages to him into songs.

- B-Hole

Ladies Night

2011-06-02T17:43:00.000-07:00

I know I'm late on all of these but I don't have gay roommates any more so give me a break.

May 21st

This shit is way too sensual. What do you have to say about that Beyonce?

(gasp)

- J-Hole

Cattitude

2011-05-22T13:45:00.000-07:00

I wish I could say that I painted this.

A submission to the gamblin painting contest. Cattitude for Gamblin is the actual title of this brilliant piece.

- J-Hole

My Name Is J-Bone

2011-05-20T11:55:00.000-07:00

I run heaven.

- J-Bone

These Guys Rule

2011-05-19T12:16:00.000-07:00

No one else seems to be on the same page as me with this. But Aerosmith is awesome.

- B-Hole

New Style Icons

2011-05-19T10:00:00.001-07:00

Fuck jeans and flannels. Let's get weird!!!!!!!!

- B-Hole

Do I Have to Learn To Get REALLY into Goodie Mob Instead Of Being Pretty Into Goodie Mob?

2011-05-18T22:56:00.000-07:00

If you scared say you scared

- J-Hole

Now, Back To The Program

2011-05-18T06:31:00.000-07:00

Love the dance that all the dudes do down the stair case. And is that a BJ Armstrong Magic Jersey? So good.

- J-Hole

Also...

2011-05-18T06:17:00.001-07:00

Not sure if I ever mentioned Auto-Paint, USA on this blog so...

Help us out and DONATE HERE Y'ALL!

And you can also follow the blog HERE

Thanks and big ups to B-Hole and many others for their support.

- J-Hole

Yo FUCK Target!

2011-05-18T06:14:00.000-07:00

- J-Hole

Earl's Dad?

2011-05-16T08:10:00.001-07:00

Just when I think I'm done talking about OF for a while, The New Yorker brings me right back in. I guess the "looks like an African Poet" diss on the opening track of Earl was literal.

- B-Hole

Three More Reasons J-Hole Should Get A Nose Ring

2011-05-10T09:48:00.001-07:00

- B-Hole

Two Can Play That Game, Padma!

2011-05-10T08:49:00.000-07:00

According to Forbes, there are only 99 Female Billionaires. Let's get it!!!!!!

Heidi Horten: 3.7 Billion. Austrian, and a widow!!!!!!

Zhang Xin: 3 Billion. Chinese and married. : (

Alicia and Esther Koplowitz: 5.2 and 3.3 Billion, respectively. Spanish nobility and sisters!!!!

Let's make it happen, guys!

- B-Hole

PADMA!!!!!!

2011-05-10T08:33:00.000-07:00

Padma would make me a better person. We'd have breakfast in bed followed by shopping at three or four artisanal markets before hosting a really charming dinner party for an interesting array of friends where no one got too drunk and I didn't have the NBA playoffs on in the background.

Too bad she had a baby by this guy.

And is dating this bro.

- B-Hole

Congrats To All The Graduates

2011-05-10T08:17:00.001-07:00

Here's a suggestion for how to roll up to your graduation. Also, I'm super stoked that people are still wearing clothing that has to be blurred out for their music videos.

- B-Hole

2011-05-10T06:34:00.000-07:00

Should I get a nose ring?

2011-05-09T11:53:00.000-07:00

interessstting...

- J-Hole

THESE THINGS ARE FUNNY

2011-05-09T11:19:00.000-07:00

-J-Hoe

Young Dro Is My Favorite

2011-04-28T08:17:00.001-07:00

I've had this song on my ipod forever, but I still can't stop listening to it. Dro kills it, the dude on verse two is doing a great Jeezy impression, and Cooley's ad libs are Juiceman-level awesome and he can actually (kinda) rap, too!

This is like the best song in the world. Everyone looks so happy! Dro kills it again, TI gives an awesome verse (they feed me turkey bacon?!) and Gucci's pink sunglasses are nuts! There is no better music for summer than rap about polo shirts and car colors.

- B-Hole

Goodnight!!!!!

2011-04-24T23:57:00.001-07:00

- B-Hole

What was that?

2011-04-23T17:20:00.000-07:00

This horse tooth motherfucker can taste it. It's all tied up now baby.

- J-Hole

Jerkin'

2011-04-19T08:51:00.000-07:00

I love jerkin' A LOT. But it's hilarious to think about a whole generations of dads who grew up drinking 40's, wearing dickies and listening to NWA watching their kids strap on some skinny jeans, drink some strawberry milk and dance in the high school parking lot with a bunch of their friends in a crew named after a stupid saturday morning tv show from their childhood.

Ice Cube Is probably all like: WUT?

- B-Hole

What Else Do You Have To Do On 4/20?

2011-04-19T08:31:00.000-07:00

Eric Diehl and myself will be showing some paintings in Washington heights.

Apt 78

4447 Broadway
(between 190th St & 189th St)
New York, NY 10040

Come through to see some art, grab some drinks and listen to music by Saundi Wilson and Mobius Collective. Should be a good time. From 5 to 11pm.

Brought to you by Sound of Art.

- J-Hole

PRATT HARLEM PROJECT

2011-04-13T11:46:00.000-07:00

At least I have this going for me.

Thursday (tomorrow) 6-9 pm. 2280 Frederick Douglass Blvd Harlem, NY 10027

- J-Hole

Fuck it

2011-04-13T11:18:00.000-07:00

Its rainy. My apartment sucks dick. I'm realizing how in debt I am. And now I can't get tickets to the Odd Future show on the 13th. Friday the 13th. That would have been butz and nutz. But anyways this recent turn of events has made me realize that while I do love OF and think that they might be the best new act to come out recently we cannot forget about all the homies that have always been keepin shit trill.

Recent Hip Hop I Like:

Instructing females on how to turn their swag up as if Cam has a better understanding of Alexander Mcqueen and designer bags than the models he's laying pipe on is incredible. Also the beat is one of those great masculine dance beats thats ham as hell.

While this may not be a hall of famer like Cam this song puts it down. I love that slow somber shit and the beat reminds me of some Stankonia era Outkast, kinda like Gasoline Dreams or whatever. And he Urkle's it so sit the fuck down. And accordions.

Aliyah. Chopped and Screwed. Pimp shit.

Hear me out on this one. While I understand this is probably the bitch rap all star team Weezy still kinda shuts it down in his classic way saying shit like "This little light of Mine I'm Gonna Let It Shine." Big Sean is solid but still lame as fuck. Drake is hilariously bad but so much to the point where I can't help but love it. When he breaks it down on the verse where he starts talking about pouring purple in the sprite, his delivery is so reminiscent of a sassy teenage black girl telling you off that I have to give him some props. Also who doesn't like this marching band Kanye beat. No one. Shit is bubble gum candy cane hip pop and its great.

- J-Hole

Doin Dirt

2011-04-13T06:49:00.000-07:00

Don't usually like to reblog so blatantly but this shit is priceless.

via rnt

- J-Hole

2011-04-10T11:01:00.000-07:00

Woah!

2011-04-10T09:59:00.000-07:00

Just caught the video for my FNS (fav new song, duh). Avril's looking good now that she dropped the tie. Also it seems like the things she's interested in are product placement, basketball and shopping at vintage stores. If she lost the pink hair I might marry her.

- B-Hole

I've Got A Feeling...

2011-04-10T09:53:00.000-07:00

Last night was kind of like this picture.

Except instead of those two ug dudes it was me and M-Hole rocking it.

Also this stuff happened:

- B-Hole

Things That I Care About More Than Odd Future That I Discover In Roughly The Same Time Frame

2011-04-06T10:26:00.000-07:00

1. Jenny Lawrence

2. Hannibal Buress

3. How Good Roasted Brussel Sprouts Are With Garlic And Bacon

- B-Hole

Oh, Shit.

2011-04-05T14:03:00.001-07:00

Has anyone done their taxes yet? That shit's coming up. DRAG.

- B-Hole

Whoops!

2011-04-02T08:22:00.001-07:00

- B-Hole

WE DA BEST!!!!!!!!

2011-03-28T12:10:00.001-07:00

March Madness always makes me think back to my favorite dudes who didn't make it to the NBA. Everyone always thinks they end up in Europe or selling insurance or some shit, but sometimes they just toss on a pair of sunglasses and start winning in a different way.

- B-Hole

Dunzo

2011-03-28T07:30:00.000-07:00

- J-Hole

It's On

2011-03-26T09:23:00.000-07:00

In the last week I've joined a gym and bought a 3 pack of CK underwear. So basically I'm going to look like this when I get back to New York. Get ready.

- B-Hole

Classic

2011-03-24T08:51:00.000-07:00

Can't stop these homies! They swag to the maximum!

- J-Hole

P-Town Adventures!

2011-03-22T23:40:00.000-07:00

Me and Matt are having soooooooo much fun in Portland. Here's a photo of us rocking it!

Yeah!

- B-Hole

MO MO MO

2011-03-21T16:18:00.000-07:00

- J-Hole

2011-03-21T15:03:00.000-07:00

Why didn't I just do this when I had the chance?!

Love me some Dong.

Hey Tara, how b=about you RELAX with the sculptures? GEEZ

BOO

Shit i better get to work.

- J-Hole

How Do You Say "Marry Me" In ESL?

2011-03-21T00:46:00.000-07:00

I'm N Luv.

She was hot on Seinfeld. She's even hotter on Celebrity Apprentice. DAMN.

- B-Hole

Get that paper

2011-03-10T17:15:00.000-08:00

Comish. No bigg.

- J- Hole

Real Sexy Shit

2011-03-09T20:47:00.000-08:00

Happy Women's day!

2011-03-08T15:46:00.000-08:00

- J-Hole

YOU EVER BLOW YOUR NOSE IN THE SHOWER WITH A MOUTH FULL OF CRACKERS? IT'S WEIRD!

2011-03-06T12:01:00.001-08:00

- J-Hole

2011-03-06T11:34:00.001-08:00

- J-Hole